.026 - Kirk is a five year old.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why thank you for my tribble, Admiral. And you too, dear Inmate for suggesting it.

I think I shall name it Spock.



[ooc; No, it hasn't been fed yet. BUT SOMEDAY in the future... tribble invasion. c:]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Hey. Bones, you are the best damn doctor in the history of forever. So long as you keep caring about people, and keep saving them and fixing them or even just trying to, you're never going to fail them. Got it?

You keep being Bones for me, and I don't care who you wanna be friends with."

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[Bones snorted at the word choice- the 'history of forever'- more in amusement than anything else.] Yeah Jim, I can do that for you.

You know you have a lot of optimism when it comes to other people but not nearly enough for yourself- which is saying something considering that ego of yours.

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"I don't know what you're talking about, Bones." [He's shutting down on Bones just a little bit, cutting off this open discussion of his faults.]

"My ego is very healthy."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[McCoy shoves Kirk's shoulder lightly.] Of course you don't- and your ego should have it's own Federation number.

[He pauses a moment, glancing at the bed and room with a raised brow.] Tell me why we don't crash in your room- besides the occasional angry mob that comes knocking. You nearly have your own damned suite.

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"Cause the awesome raw power of being captain confuses you?" [Jim suggests with a smirk.]

"Hell if I know, Bones. I like my quarters. My bed, for example, isn't tiny."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

My bed isn't tiny- yours is just unnecessary. [Bones points out.]

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[Jim just gives Bones a look, smiling in that way that says he's thinking about sex and he's not making any attempt to hide it.]

"Wanna find out?"

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well it's good to see you're feeling better. [McCoy says in bemused exasperation.] We just talked about your bed for about thirty seconds and it took you this long for your mind to go to the gutter, I was almost concerned.

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"Must be all the maturity in the air." [Jim waves his hand idly.] "That was probably the girliest conversation we've ever had by the way. And if it ever gets mentioned in public, I'll have to kill you."

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Which part? [McCoy snorts.] There goes all my prime gossip.