captain_jtkirk | A Final Message From Admiral Kirk

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A Final Message From Admiral Kirk

Alright boys and girls, we've reached our destination. Maybe you didn't notice because we didn't crash.

[His voice turns a little mocking.]

I'm afraid to start a new round of toasts after what happened the last time.

[And back to cheerful!]

So congratulate Captain Solo on your own time. You'll find money and clothes in your rooms. Now go forth and have fun.

And don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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And look at that, no one ended up in the infirmary.

Hurray.

Let's go. I can feel the booze and women calling to me. It'll be just like our days at the Academy.

Hell, you owe me a drink. Lead the way.

Why do I owe you a drink? I don't owe anything to cookie thieves.

I was watching your dietary intake. Now stop being an infant and let's go sometime today princess.

I'm not fat, asshole.

And I'm already waiting for you. Actually getting started without you too.

And we're keeping it that way. You're welcome.

I'm shocked. At your cabin?

Nah, I'm already down on the planet. You just fail at following me.

Yeah, always a few steps behind as you rush headfirst into danger.

[sigh] I'm coming, I'm coming. Try not to get thrown into some gladiatorial ring before I get there.

Someone had to make sure that it was safe for all the babies on board.

Aw but Bones. I wanna fight the gladiators, I do, I do.

There's a reason captains and generals were never called cannon fodder.

Knowing your luck they'll throw you in there with the lion first.

I could totally take a lion and it would be totally awesome.

Well it would be so rad if you kept yourself out of the damned coliseum Jim. Chat up some roman girls without getting arrested while I get there.

I'll do more than just chat them up.

[You can practically hear the suggestive eyebrow waggle.]

[You can practically hear the eye roll.]

While I have no doubt you could accomplish that in the minute it takes for me to get down there try to control yourself.

I make no promises.

Pain in the ass. [brb as he goes on down there.]

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A Final Message From Admiral Kirk

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