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[captain_jtkirk]

Spock is no longer on the ship.

Comments

[captain_jtkirk]

They were pointy. Like an elf.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Birth defect?

[captain_jtkirk]

Vulcan.

So kind of.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

It sounds pretty embarrassing.

[captain_jtkirk]

It really is.

I'm Jim Kirk, by the way.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Elena Gilbert. Nice to meet you.

[captain_jtkirk]

Where are you from, Elena?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You've probably never heard of it before. It's pretty much right next to the ass-end of nowhere.

Mystic Falls, Virginia.

[captain_jtkirk]

I've heard of Virginia at least?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

[She smiles.]

Well, it's a start.

What about you? Any chance I've heard of where you're from?

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah, its pretty awful.

Iowa.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Hey, at least you've got an obnoxious musical based in Iowa?

[captain_jtkirk]

... we do?

[Twenty first century musicals aren't really Kirk's forte]

[forgetyourusedtobe]

The Music Man?

[captain_jtkirk]

Never seen it.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Didn't miss much. Typical smooth talker falls in love and turns over a new leaf kind of plot.

[captain_jtkirk]

And sings about it, apparently.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I'm surprised Disney didn't get its grubby hands on it.