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[captain_jtkirk]

Spock is no longer on the ship.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I assumed.

Spock never called me Jim either, if that helps, just thought I'd offer.

[theantiaya]

[Wow. Rude and intrusive.]

[If she had not shut down all her emotions, she would hate you already.]

Explain your intentions.

[fencing]

Can't imagine he ever would, sir.

When did he - leave?

[captain_jtkirk]

No idea.

He didn't send you to keep an eye on me, did he?

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't know, in case you wanted to ask him a question about his ears.

[fencing]

No, sir.

That would be admitting that you need someone to look after you.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

What? Were they Dumbo-size?

[captain_jtkirk]

[... wow he's so good at this, Spock also asked him to irritate her.]

I'm just going to check in on you, once a day, see if you need anything. Unless there's a flood or we make port and then obviously something will change.

[captain_jtkirk]

Spock seems to think so.

[captain_jtkirk]

They were pointy. Like an elf.

[theantiaya]

[No, he didn't.]

I can assure you, there is no conceivable scenario in which I would require assistance from you in any way.

Save yourself the time, and do not bother.

[captain_jtkirk]

I like wasting time, so I'll talk to you tomorrow.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Birth defect?

[theantiaya]

[Yeah.]

[She's just going to.]

[Hang up on you now.]

[Loudly]


[~*CLICK*~]

[captain_jtkirk]

Vulcan.

So kind of.

[fencing]

Mm.

[ GEE HE WONDERS WHY. ]

No, I'm here on my own, sir.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

It sounds pretty embarrassing.

[captain_jtkirk]

It really is.

I'm Jim Kirk, by the way.

[captain_jtkirk]

What'd you ask for?

[fencing]

[ Your life. ]

Might jinx it if I tell you.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Elena Gilbert. Nice to meet you.

[captain_jtkirk]

Come on, you aren't superstitious.

[captain_jtkirk]

Where are you from, Elena?

[fencing]

I might be.

I'll tell you if you tell me yours.

[captain_jtkirk]

My own planet. [Not really but lolol he's so funny]