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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not sure really, how many friends he might have had here but if you knew him, Derek Hale has left.

[Kirk thinks this has to be a record of how fast a person has been assigned an Inmate and then lost them but anyway.]

Who would I have to suck up to to get a look inside the engine room here? Totally innocent, I promise, I won't touch a thing. It's all for research.

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Spam

[captain_jtkirk]

[Filthy lies]

I've literally got nothing but time.

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[breakingmyheart]

[ She looks a little pained for a moment. ]

You - you do know I'm an Inmate, don't you?

Spam

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah. Doesn't change the offer.

Spam

[breakingmyheart]

Well, that's...very generous. [She smiles, tight and self-effacing.] Though I can't help but hope you hold the rest of your employees to higher standards.

Spam

[captain_jtkirk]

Did I ever tell you how I enlisted?

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[breakingmyheart]

I -- I don't think so, no.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[He laughs a little, and sets his drink down.]

I believe Pike called me a 'genius level repeat offender' in his speech. Somebody has to give all of us a chance first.

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[breakingmyheart]

Maybe two or three, depending on who you are.

[She sips her drink.]

But seriously. Thank you.