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[captain_jtkirk]

By show of hands, how many people actually care if I keep mopping for another week?

[Private to the Admiral]

I'd like a word with you.

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[captain_jtkirk]

None of them even weighed in on it.

Private

[bargemods]

Consider it done, Captain.

[Have a cookie. It is shaped like the Enterprise.]

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

[That cookie is soon to be former Enterprise shaped crumbs :c]

Private/Video

[gotgreenmagic]

Maybe because they're waiting for you to screw up. Maybe because they know how selfish and dumb it is that you're even asking!

[timesbureaucrat]

I'm rather enjoying watching you do a bit of menial labour after that display of reckless selfishness you gave.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

You betrayed your trust as a warden, son. Do the time.

[mightymorbid]

I do.

[hourglass_twin]

I don't.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

To be honest, I'm kinda shocked more people didn't bitch about what you did in the first place.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I feel like the act of hijacking was infinitely more selfish and dumb.

[captain_jtkirk]

I've already done 'a bit'.

[captain_jtkirk]

Where exactly does it say that I can't do that?

[captain_jtkirk]

Of course you do.

[captain_jtkirk]

Thank you.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Kinda why I don't want to keep doing it.

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[gotgreenmagic]

It was. That doesn't mean this isn't.

It's another nine days, Kirk. If you were ever actually sorry you'd just suck it up and do it.

[timesbureaucrat]

Well, you'll just have to do a bit more.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

You're looking for a written rule that prevents you from endangering the lives of the ship? You disrupted the lives of everyone on board to service your own needs and you agreed to be punished for it.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Will you forgive me if I keep mopping for nine days?

[captain_jtkirk]

The most danger anyone was ever in was getting a sunburn.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

That's your cockiness showing.

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[gotgreenmagic]

I've already forgiven you, moron. But that was based on the assumption that you actually gave a damn about what you did and could stand to be mildly inconvenienced for a few weeks to prove it.

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[captain_jtkirk]

You have? [News to him, Shego. He figured no one else gave a damn :c]

[captain_jtkirk]

It's not cocky if you're right.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She gives enough damns to make up for everyone else. :|]

Still conditional on you actually keeping your word and not making me look like the naive idiot who lied when she told everyone you'd actually take your medicine, but yeah. I have.