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[captain_jtkirk]

Well, Flynn's gone. And there's a flood on that makes you people act crazy like usual.

Any of you want a drink? Or a game of chess? Or both?

[Private to McCoy]

Bones, lie to me and say that you're making progress with the brat.

Comments

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[Have an extremely confused if not actually physically that different McCoy looking back at you. Why are you calling him Bones and why are you talking to him in general, Jim Kirk. :|]

What?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Because you're his best friend, you ass :c]

... did she leave too?

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[How is this his fault. :c]

Who are you talking about?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You got affected that's how]

Are you feeling alright?

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[He doesn't control these things, you jerk.]

I'm pretty damn confused about what the hell we're doing here and why you're talking to me like we've been friends for years, Captain.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Sorry there's a long pause where Kirk contemplates just drinking himself into a coma.]

... we have met, haven't we?

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

I threw up on you in a shuttle while we were on our way to San Francisco, once. [And that was sort of. It.] Sorry about that. Didn't realize at the time that I'd be puking on the guy who'd save Earth.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Another horrible long pause. At least you know who he is and they've had a conversation.]

Funny how that happens.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

Do you know what's going on?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

The Barge? It's an interdimensional prison ship for the criminally damned.

You're a Warden here.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

Uh, no, I'm not.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Do I look like I'm kidding?

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

How the hell is that even possible? I was just at our base, I've never seen this place before. Or these quarters.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is maybe a bad idea but:] Those are your quarters on Enterprise.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

... What? [Since when did you hire him. :|]

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Kinda self explanatory.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

Captain, no offense, but I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a doctor stationed out on M-113, I've been there for three years, I'd never take up a job on a space ship full time. I suffer from aviophobia, remember? Bad enough I had to spend some time one a ship to get out there in the first place.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Not in all realities, Doctor. Though you do bitch about going back to Mississippi all the time.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

I'm from Georgia. [Dipshit. :\]

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Close enough, same planet.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

Right. And why would you bother learning where your own doctor's from.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

You're not just my CMO.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

You're my best friend. I've met your kid. You've met Sam and I didn't even know where Sam was until recently.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

I threw up on you in a shuttle.