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[captain_jtkirk]

Well, Flynn's gone. And there's a flood on that makes you people act crazy like usual.

Any of you want a drink? Or a game of chess? Or both?

[Private to McCoy]

Bones, lie to me and say that you're making progress with the brat.

Comments

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

[Welp. That sucks, but not as much as he thinks it does because....she already knows that Flynn wasn't his ticket out of here.]

You know I can't play chess worth a damn but I've gotten pretty much excellent at drinking.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

[You're the worst person ever for not telling him that.]

I could still teach you how to play you know.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

You tried. I learnt enough to know I don't want to learn any more.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Drinking it is then.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[Have an extremely confused if not actually physically that different McCoy looking back at you. Why are you calling him Bones and why are you talking to him in general, Jim Kirk. :|]

What?

[demigoddess]

Who the hell drinks and plays chess? I mean, seriously.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Because you're his best friend, you ass :c]

... did she leave too?

[captain_jtkirk]

People who have high alcohol tolerances.

[rass_bestie]

Speaking my language, luvvie. [Waves a bottle.] All the best games are done with a few drinks down you!

[captain_jtkirk]

That's the spirit. And who might you be?

[rass_bestie]

[She pouts.] Oh, Kirk, love, don't you remember ol' Iris? [A sigh.] Well, that's the thing with multi-dimensional nexes, isn't it? Memories go all wobbly if you let them.

[Smile is recovered.] Iris, Iris Wildthyme, luvvie.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

I can meet you at the pub or you can come visit my stash.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

What's wrong with my stash?

[captain_jtkirk]

[People are crazy this flood :c]

You'd think I'd remember a name like that.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[How is this his fault. :c]

Who are you talking about?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You got affected that's how]

Are you feeling alright?

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[He doesn't control these things, you jerk.]

I'm pretty damn confused about what the hell we're doing here and why you're talking to me like we've been friends for years, Captain.

[rass_bestie]

[Iris is always crazy.] Don't worry, darlin', I forgive you.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Sorry there's a long pause where Kirk contemplates just drinking himself into a coma.]

... we have met, haven't we?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

....Nothing? I can come over if you want.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe come over here.

[trenchcoatedly]

I would like to play chess.

[captain_jtkirk]

Gracious of you.

How well do you know me?

Spam

[gotgreenmagic]

[Kirk are you already drunk or do you just not want to put on shoes or something, you loser. Whatever, she's walking the ten feet from her cabin to come knock on your door.]

[captain_jtkirk]

I've got a 3D set if that's okay.