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[captain_jtkirk]

Seriously people, if you're going to use public areas, be consider of everyone else and actually clean up after yourself.

It's like living with a bunch of kids.

[ooc: The common rooms are actually probably pretty okay. But not according to this sudden neat freak who loves right angles and perfectly aligned things, you people just don't understand.]

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[Spammmm]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[You know what Bones is doing right now? Tidying up the infirmary. Sort of. Mostly just making sure everything's where it's supposed to be, so if you want to goof around or play games or otherwise kill time while being as annoying as possible, you're going to have to wait, Jim.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

[What Kirk wanted was for you to learn what a right angle was, you neanderthal.

He tried to be subtle about it, but he was completely following McCoy around and fixing whatever he moved.]

[Spammmm]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[Yeah that was subtle for like ten seconds and tolerable for just under ten minutes before McCoy heaved a huge sigh and turned towards his best friend, frowning.]

"Jim, what are you doing?"

[Spammmm]

[captain_jtkirk]

"You're making a bigger mess."

[Spammmm]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[McCoy stared at him.] "What?"

[Spammmm]

[captain_jtkirk]

"You're like a bull in a china shop."

[buildindreemz]

Seriously? [She's giving you a Look, Jim.]

[strangehistorian]

You clean it.

[captain_jtkirk]

Seriously. [Cleanliness is not a game, Ariadne :|]

[captain_jtkirk]

Be responsible and clean up after yourself.

[buildindreemz]

Okay, I'll bite. What's wrong with the common areas? I haven't noticed anyone trashing them lately.

[captain_jtkirk]

Are you kidding? There were books all over the place. [That means: on one couch and the floor]

[umgekehrt]

Are you the one who moved the fainting couch on the first level?

[His Air of Tragedy today will be supplemented by some Righteous Sulk.]

[captain_jtkirk]

Yes. [It was completely against feng shui]

[umgekehrt]

It needs to face the corner. I use it to meditate on my lost love.

[Armcross. Dress-uniform full-on chest-puff.]

[captain_jtkirk]

Then move it for that and move it back.

[umgekehrt]

Who appointed you decorator, anyway? It lends an air of romantic tragedy left where it is.

[tailless]

I see no mess.

[peektuttut]

What, was a pillow out of place? [Affected Tim is not actually being snitty, he's way too easy going to do anything but joke with you, mister.]

[captain_jtkirk]

No one likes romantic tragedies.

[captain_jtkirk]

You're probably the one leaving it then.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Did you joke about Shego too c:]

And books and don't even get me started about the lamps.

[tailless]

Or you're hallucinating. Have you seen a medic?

[umgekehrt]

Sir.

[Hand over heart.]

[buildindreemz]

Since when have you cared about people leaving a few books lying around? [She might make a joke about whether Kirk had ever actually read a book before, but she gets the feeling this Kirk wouldn't take too kindly to Ariadne's usual brand of teasing.]