captain_jtkirk: (i think spock might shoot me right now)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2012-03-20 11:44 pm
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.065 - someone breached through his bday booyah

I'm actually curious, if you have had your birthday here or might have your birthday here and just haven't yet, would you count yourself as a year older when that day comes?

Or is this place so removed from your normal life and time that you don't think any time is actually passing even as you feel it dragging on you here?
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captain_jtkirk: (i just feel like we're going to die)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't your birthday in January?

And you leeched me. How do you think I'm doing?
imaythrowuponyou: (Oh lord.)

Fine private you baby

[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I still don't think I'm 34.

About as well as I expected, which means you're never gonna let this go, are you?
captain_jtkirk: (bitchin leather jacket)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I feel 30.

And no, I'm not. Because you put leeches on me.
imaythrowuponyou: (... Most likely.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
You are not allowed to be 30 while I'm still 33.

I didn't do it intentionally!
captain_jtkirk: (bones is flipping me off)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've had three birthdays here.

Only one of them had leeches.
imaythrowuponyou: (What am I even doing here.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Jim, why would I ever willingly put leeches on you if I wasn't some goddamn witch doctor from a million years ago because the Admiral's a fucking awful driver?
captain_jtkirk: (falling in love with an inanimate object)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you ever willingly give me a mudflea infection?
imaythrowuponyou: (He's 17 Jim.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
To stop you from looking like a kicked puppy while we all got to go off and have an adventure without you, which I may remind you led to Earth not getting sucked into a black hole and you getting your nice, shiny space ship right after instead of having to work your way up the ranks.

You're welcome.
captain_jtkirk: (saving the world is a waste of time)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Spock got me the starship.
imaythrowuponyou: (Eye roll.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGH.] Fine, Jim. Next time, I'll be sure to leave you behind.
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captain_jtkirk: (orders orders orders)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have to leave me in a home soon enough anyway.
imaythrowuponyou: (Look away.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ha-ha. You'd throw a fit and officially disown me.
captain_jtkirk: (what? how are you only 17)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm leaving everything I own to Chekov already.
captain_jtkirk: (bro walking with spock)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
He's the youngest. And Russian. He's going to outlive us all.
imaythrowuponyou: (Team player.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
You come up with that all by yourself?
captain_jtkirk: (that is a shit plan Bones)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Or it'll be Spock but he wouldn't want it.
imaythrowuponyou: (God damn it this is a dumb idea.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [You are really something, kid.]
captain_jtkirk: (my mouth is itchy)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
When you put me in the home can the nurses wear skirts?
imaythrowuponyou: (What did I get myself into.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not putting you in a home, jackass.
captain_jtkirk: (i refuse to leave this chair sir)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Is that because you're going to be put in there with me?

Can we be roommates?
imaythrowuponyou: (Here's your unnecessary vaccine.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. I'd like to think after all the crap we've been through Starfleet'd let us pick our own roommates at whatever retirement home we get shipped off to.
captain_jtkirk: (it'll work you big vulcan baby)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-21 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
At least we'll go at the same time now.
imaythrowuponyou: (Since when do you study.)

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[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-03-21 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You are not 30, Jim.

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