It's sad when families break apart. Best of luck with that.

Eh. Different strokes. One day you'll meet the right girl and realize that all the space hookers in the universe just can't compete with someone who doesn't have futuristic STDs.

But seriously? Barge takeover aside, I could really use a guys' night out. Like, beer and talking about sports and maybe punching something. Whadaya say to maybe inviting a few guys to, I dunno, crash in one of the common rooms - we could get drunk, maybe play a little poker or something?