.060 - video

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk looks kinda drunk, that's obvious. He's with Prefect, what do you expect. And he opens his mouth to say something before he's distracted by something behind the camera. And you get a nice flash of the casino he's in as he lowers the device so he can yell at his Inmate.]

Sh--hey! Put that down. Where did you even get a lobster? [You're like a giant two year old Flynn.

But whatever, Kirk is back and he frowns at the camera for a moment.] Hang on--[For the Barge in general, the feed cuts off but really he switched it to Private for Shego like he originally intended:]

... Shego? Whatcha up to?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Today or in the last hour?

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[gotgreenmagic]

Either. Both.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Not really a lot. It could be worse.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[The sirens get steady louder, then stop, and there's what's best described as 'miscellaneous cop noises' although it's all happening some distance away. She talks over it.]

No kidding. I'm thanking all kinds of deities that you aren't calling me for bail money.

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[captain_jtkirk]

"... what are you doing?"

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[gotgreenmagic]

Engaging with the community.

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[captain_jtkirk]

You come to Vegas and you do that? [You're doing it wrong]

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[gotgreenmagic]

It's like any other city but sparklier and dumber. What else was I gonna do?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Come be sparkly and dumb with me and Prefect?

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[gotgreenmagic]

......

What was Prefect doing with a lobster?

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[captain_jtkirk]

That was Flynn.

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[gotgreenmagic]

So what you're trying to do right now is sell me on hanging out with you, Prefect, your Inmate and a stolen crustacean. Of whom I'm guessing at least three are wasted.

I'd rather go find another carjacking to interrupt.

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[captain_jtkirk]

The lobster has been returned to it's proper owners.

And Prefect misses you.

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[gotgreenmagic]

I'll believe that when I hear it from him.

Look, just enjoy your evening of drunken babysitting, okay? I'm busy.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Prefect's in the bathroom. [He thinks]

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She switches on video for ease of glaring. The light's shitty but she obviously has a black eye and split lip.]

Doesn't really alter my point. Still busy. Later.

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[captain_jtkirk]

... Busy getting your ass kicked?

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[gotgreenmagic]

Seeing how I'm up here and they're down there - sorry, were down there getting their rights read? I would say no.

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[captain_jtkirk]

The look of your face says differently.

Come here and I'll kiss it better.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Back to audio, no more face :|]

Believe it or not, Kirk, I actually have enough self-respect to turn that down.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Baby why so cold]

I think if you don't stop us we're going to a strip club next.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Getting colder. :|]

And I should care about your drunken misadventures why?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I guess you shouldn't. [He's going out of spite.]

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[gotgreenmagic]

Fine then. Have fun.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Oh I will. [Spitespitespite]