.059 - video musings

[captain_jtkirk]

You know, a year ago I thought it was pretty cool that I have my own action figure. But now I have a lot of them, of people that I know pretty well and I think it's actually... really creepy.

This is someone's toy and you know they never stop at the action figures. What if there's a board game or footie pajamas or something? Tiny little backpacks with my face on it.

And what if we all have weird crap like this out in the universe somewhere? Some kid could be playing the Prefect game where you try and sell everything you own. Or you can hit a little inflatable head with a frying pan. Or you could be like some people here and rip shit up that doesn't belong to you. [Does he mean Trip or Tim? WHO KNOWS YOU BOTH RUIN HIS THINGS :|]

Shit, what if there's costumes too?

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[creatingalegacy]

I've been working on that.

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[captain_jtkirk]

"I kind of do. It's me, there's need to be dirty stuff to balance the kid stuff."

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[captain_jtkirk]

What would your board game be based on? Hypothetically speaking.

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[slayage]

Averting the apocalypse...ses? [Sigh.] I don't know. I'm having trouble seeing how Slaying can be translated to board games.

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[batmanschmatman]

I guess this is why you didn't pursue a career in acting?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm confused what Slaying actually is.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Nah, you don't actually get to shoot people doing that.

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[slayage]

Oh. [She's totally open about this and is surprised he doesn't know.] Vampires, demons, forces of darkness, occasionally killer robots, are the Slay-ees. I'm the Slayer.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk doesn't like, pay attention to things sometimes :c]

Killer robots? That sounds like a board game.

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[slayage]

They're a minor feature. Only once. Okay, twice, sorta.

Mostly just vampires. [She can't believe she's thinking of a board game of her life.]

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[batmanschmatman]

Usually. There have been some pretty crazy actors.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Vampires make good board games too. Or video games? That would be a really good video game.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I don't want to be a crazy guy. People think it's cool when I shoot people.

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[slayage]

[There are video games. There are two for the xbox. I own them both and they rock. The first one's better.]

See, video games? I get. Board games.. Sound so.. boring.

[IMEAN] But, still, kinda creepy. And by kinda I mean really.

[wedonot]

Interesting gift to give someone.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Hahaha I own the Kirk action figure :C]

I like board games. They're old fashioned by my time.

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[slayage]

[We are the best fans. :|]

I mean, more for the trying to portray me and my life and having it be up to dice and playing pieces and. I think it loses something when converted to cardboard and plastic. Probably the near-constant-death-threat part.

[captain_jtkirk]

I think he was trying to distract me from the fact that he tore about my phaser and never gave it back.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Thinking about this makes me want to drink.

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[slayage]

[If that's a hint she isn't getting it. Cause she's kind of an airhead sometimes socially.] Kinda hit the serious nail on the head there, didn't I. Sorry.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Nah, I brought it up. I'll take all of the blame.

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[slayage]

[Light smile, teasing tone.] You did sort of make me think about horrible things I really wish I hadn't thought about. But you're right. If you're all famous and have hardcore Trekkies in my world.. Nevermind, not thinking about that.

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[batmanschmatman]

Well, phasers are pretty neat.

[inhistorybooks]

I'd rather just take apart your replicator again.

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[imaythrowuponyou]

If you want. She's got some from the last time we were on Earth. [Which was a while ago. Worst parent ever. :c]