captain_jtkirk: (bitchin leather jacket)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-10-04 09:21 pm

.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.
batmanschmatman: (Rocking these aviators.)

[Private]

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-10-05 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
That I do. I'm around if you want to come over.

[SPAM]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Is that even a question.

Kirk is there, pounding on the door like five minutes later. This is serious business Dick. What if they all show up.]
with_discipline: (Sometimes I wonder why I love you)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't they come near you? [Are you drunk. :|]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe :|] Cause they only like pure virgins if Merlin's right.
batmanschmatman: (Bruce is cray cray.)

[SPAM]

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-10-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Then we will deal with it when it happens. And the door is opening and Dick is peering at you with some pretty obvious concern, because srsly you're kind of weirding him out with this pounding and needing to be pathetic.]

Hey. What's wrong?

[SPAM]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm always pathetic. Fact.]

"I'm dying. Back home. And McCoy is here to save me from that."
batmanschmatman: (Stunned.)

[SPAM]

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-10-05 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[... holy shit. :|]

"What?"

[identity profile] hourglass-twin.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
They are beautiful, though I suspect they'd be seen more often if there was an entire planet of them. I'm not sure I could tolerate a planet filled with so much...goodness, though.

[identity profile] notiaraincluded.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Unicorns? Really
with_discipline: (Qu'est-ce que c'est?)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It would likely seem an empty planet to most. [cut that shit out. :|]

Re: [SPAM]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Spock is here too. Pretty sure that has nothing to do with me but I'm not really sure."
batmanschmatman: (I'm fine is my favorite way to lie.)

[SPAM]

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-10-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I know, I talked with them. Jesus." [He is just running a hand through his hair and taking a step back from the door so you can come in.] "What the hell happened?"

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Make me, Mom :|] Haters gonna hate, I guess.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I think the goodness would be really uplifting.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Really.

Re: [SPAM]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes. He is so doing that.]

"I don't know. I didn't ask." [He doesn't want to.]

[identity profile] future-games.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
...I feel like you've made this statement before.
acid_rayne: (Confused)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2011-10-05 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
What...?
batmanschmatman: (Neutral.)

[SPAM]

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-10-05 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Dick... doesn't know what to say to that. So he's just heading into the kitchen and coming back with a six pack which he is depositing on the coffee table.]

"Come on, let's go sit down."

[SPAM]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, liquor. Just what he needs more of. Jim claims one of the beers and sits himself down.]

"It's happening soon. He said I'm twenty seven back home too."
with_discipline: (Distracted bamf)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[You are grounded, mister. :|] Excuse me?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's been a while. I still mean it.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really deny it?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[You're so mean :c] It's an Earth phrase. It means that... haters are going to hate so you can't do anything about it.
acid_rayne: (Point)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2011-10-05 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Your body odour's not that bad.

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