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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-10-04 09:21 pm
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.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.
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clearly missed this particular memo

[identity profile] takeyouapart.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would a unicorn not...?

[YOU'RE PURE OF HEART AREN'T YOU KIRK :C]

[identity profile] takeyouapart.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Well he's already told you he met a unicorn once. sob.]

I didn't think that....um, mattered.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[... are you not a virgin Merlin D:]

Really?

[identity profile] takeyouapart.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is such a virgin. NOW HE THINKS YOU KNOW ABOUT IT :C]

Unicorns are pure of heart. They like to be around people who are the same. But I don't think that necessarily means...that.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Merlin, you seriously need a valium sometimes.]

What's their stance on killing people?

[identity profile] takeyouapart.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. They aren't exactly talkative.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If a unicorn talked, the dream would be ruined.

How do you know if you're pure of heart then?

[identity profile] takeyouapart.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, for one thing, unicorns like you?

...I know that reasoning's a bit...circular.

[Private]

[But since he likes you, he'll tell the whole story.]

Arthur killed a unicorn once, a few years ago. Camelot was cursed and he had to prove the purity of his heart to break the spell. There were...tests.
Edited 2011-10-05 21:51 (UTC)

Private

[identity profile] takeyouapart.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Things would happen, and he had to prove he could show mercy. That he wouldn't kill without thinking, out of pride - that he was pure of heart, despite what he had done.

He proved himself. He drank what he thought was a deadly poison, to spare my life.
Edited 2011-10-05 22:04 (UTC)

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. He sounds like a real good guy.
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