.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

[captain_jtkirk]

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

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[truth_is_cold]

Generally, if I were to trade one for the other, I don't regret the decision I've made.

Perhaps there were unicorns in the most recent port, only we never encountered them.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm really sure I was even a virgin in that port too. This is awful.

[truth_is_cold]

I couldn't even think about sexual congress while I was there, despite otherwise being myself. Once I returned to the ship and my full senses were returned to me, the difference was notable. [He's pretty sure his balls were the color of the sky.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk could fix that you know :|]

I lectured T'Pol about living in sin.

[truth_is_cold]

[He's fixed it since then but a little preventative measures wouldn't be opposed to. He's pissy over arguments still, anyway.]

I'm sure your moral advisory was very much... [appreciated? Deemed awkward?] a unique and valuable opportunity.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I really hate it when you use big words at me.

[truth_is_cold]

I thought you would have grown accustomed to it by now.

[All the robots like to flaunt their big words at you, Kirk. It's sexy.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Can we robot this place down just a little for a while please :c]

It comes in waves.

[truth_is_cold]

[Whoa is the day Kirk has too much robot to handle.]

I'll try to speak more simply to you.

[He always feels like he's explaining things to his kids when he does that.

And now he made himself a little bit sad.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He's just a little overwhelmed okay :c]

I'll let you know when the fine appreciation circles back again.