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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-10-04 09:21 pm
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.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.
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[identity profile] frompurelogic.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Really, he should just ignore Jim's... Jim-ness, but.]

... Unicorns, Captain?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[You can never ignore Jim c:]

You have heard of unicorns haven't you?

[identity profile] frompurelogic.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I simply fail to see the appeal of fantasizing about a planet of mythological creatures. [Spock would've thought all Jim's fantasies had to do with Orion, although that also doesn't hold much interest for him.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[You have zero imagination, you robot]

Because it'd be cool. It doesn't need another reason besides that.

[identity profile] frompurelogic.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[No, his imagination just goes toward silly things like scientific inquiry.]

If there were a planet of horse-like beings which would avoid proximity with you, it seems like it would not be... [No, he won't say cool] enjoyable.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[That's not imagination, it's scienceee]

It'd be fun to have them sniff out all the virgins though.

[identity profile] frompurelogic.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Science requires a very active imagination thankyouverymuch.

Also, not rolling his eyes requires a very high degree of self-control.]

Hopefully, they would follow the unicorns' lead and stay away.

[Yes, Jim has him speculating about a hypothetical unicorn planet. Happy?]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim: 1 Spock: 0]

Why do you think they would have to stay away?

[identity profile] frompurelogic.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Does he really need to dignify that question with a response?]

The fact that you wish them to be 'sniffed out', perhaps.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't wish them to be. I just think it would be funny to see it happen.
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