captain_jtkirk: (bitchin leather jacket)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-10-04 09:21 pm

.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe :|] Cause they only like pure virgins if Merlin's right.
with_discipline: (Qu'est-ce que c'est?)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It would likely seem an empty planet to most. [cut that shit out. :|]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Make me, Mom :|] Haters gonna hate, I guess.
with_discipline: (Distracted bamf)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[You are grounded, mister. :|] Excuse me?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[You're so mean :c] It's an Earth phrase. It means that... haters are going to hate so you can't do anything about it.
with_discipline: (Wait let me consider this bullshit.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[For a week. :|] And what does that have to do with unicorns?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[A WEEK? MOM :C] They're the haters.
with_discipline: (What.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TWO? >|]

This metaphor is extraordinarily inapt.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY AREN'T YOU YELLING AT BONES OR SPOCK :C]

It's a metaphor.
with_discipline: (Uh-huh.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY DON'T REMEMBER ME. :C]

Yes. An inapt one. As I said.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[.... I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EITHER?]

Metaphors don't have to be good.
with_discipline: (You're on the ceiling)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't you dare :|]

They have to be useful.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[WHO ARE YOU AGAIN]

I would argue that's in the eye of the beholder.
with_discipline: (Really. You really want to take it there)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Come here you have something on your neck :|]

I believe that's beauty.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it the pain of your inevitable betrayal?]

And metaphors.
with_discipline: (Captain he'll blind the natives :|)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes. Good call. Also there would be an eyeroll here, but.]

Very well, Captain.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Did McCoy tell you why he's here?
with_discipline: (Wait whose DNA is that)

Private

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-05 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What's happened?

[She worries. :c]

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU DO? C:]

I don't know.
with_discipline: (Captain's crazy dude)

Re: Private

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-07 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Have you asked?

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-07 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I don't want to know.
with_discipline: (Fag hagging ike a boss)

Re: Private

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-10-08 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. [Because time hijinks are silly.]