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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright, fine, Bones. I get it. I'm dirty and diseased and I'm never going to make it to the ripe old age of thirty.

Now get these damn things out of my room.

[ooc; Lolsurprise, Kirk has a fear of hyposprays and all things like them.]

Comments

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can think of plenty of things to do with you on a bed besides tucking you in. I did say I'd distract you from all those scary things lurking in the shadows, didn't I?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You should probably hurry over here. I'm feeling really scared right now.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Uh, something came up. Gimme, like, an hour or two.