captain_jtkirk

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I suppose introductions are the thing to do right now.

I am Commander Winona Kirk, obviously here for my son, Captain James Kirk.

Would anyone care to explain to me what he's doing here in the first place? And where he is now? And why me?

[Dramas over. Now it's time to lay the mom smackdown on Kirk because this is all his fault :|] If you can hear me and this is some kind of Take Your Parent to Work day, I'm going to hit you, James. I have my own work to do. And I thought we agreed that I don't care what you do, so long as you don't get yourself killed or someone pregnant.

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Wow.

While eloquent, that doesn't answer any of my questions.

Hey, nobody is dead or pregnant because of him and you already said you don't care.

There's load of my shoulders. He isn't in trouble and he dragged me here anyway. Some boys calls first when they want their mothers.

He didn't call you. This had nothing to do with him. You're replacing him right now.

Any thoughts on why he can't be doing it himself? And do you have a name to go with your face?

Edited 2011-05-07 18:16 (UTC)

I cannot be bothered to explain this beyond what you know already. You're here, he's not, it's not his fault and in a couple days you'll be gone and the Barge will be a happier place because of it. Okay?

That's a long and strange name you have.

Alternatively, I only answered one of your questions.

You realize I'm just trying to be polite. He has a file on you on his desk if I really want to know about you.

But you must've at least skimmed it by now just to know who I am, so, lamest attempt at politeness ever.

Edited 2011-05-07 19:15 (UTC)

You must be a dear friend of Jim's. You share his charming, stubborn streak.

I'm honestly surprised you know him well enough to identify it.

Did Jim tell you that or did you assume that I don't know him because my stomach ulcer is better off not knowing about all of the idiotic things he does on a daily basis?

Actually, neither.

Please enlighten me.

Let me check my watch.

Oh, hey, it's twenty-five to 'me caring about what you want'. Try again later.

Honey. I raised Jim Kirk. You're not impressing me.

Honey, if I was trying to impress you I'd be worried. Why even have kids if you're not going to spend any measurable length of time on the same planet as them?

You have been talking to Jim.

Are you asking on Jim's behalf or because you feel like picking a fight?

I don't understand why it can't be both.

Jim's a big boy. He can ask me himself. And until your husband dies in front of you, you have no right to judge me.

Look, I am sorry that happened to you, I really am. But if you ever thought that was a free pass to be a negligent deadbeat then you are seriously overdue for grief counseling or something.

No, it isn't and I've never claimed that it was, despite what Jim might be telling you. He's a strong person, and that is not something he got from me.

No kidding. And for your information, he never told me anything - because the Barge is kind of whacked sometimes, I actually got to see the home life you -

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No, you know what? I don't care. I have literally eternity here and I still do not have the time to waste on you.

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