.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[outgrew_cosplay]

Hilarious is the answer.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I haven't stopped laughing since this morning. [Or singing. But shh]

[outgrew_cosplay]

The Beatles are pretty damn funny. Can't go wrong with them.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My best friend makes fun of me sometimes for listening to music that's over a century old but he's from the South. So guess what he likes?

[outgrew_cosplay]

[...Wait.] The Beatles aren't that old.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I was born in 2233.

[outgrew_cosplay]

What the hell is this, Star Wars?

I'm bored at work. You get the ever popular phone tag

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't know what that is.

It just proves you love me <3

[outgrew_cosplay]

Of course you don't, you're from the twenty-freaking-third century. What are you?

this is true

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What am I? I'm human. I captain a starship.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Oh, a spaceship captain. Of course. That's not totally Star Wars or anything.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's.... Starfleet.

[outgrew_cosplay]

...Wait, I know that one.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You do?

[outgrew_cosplay]

Star Trek, right? You a Trekkie?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

A what?

[outgrew_cosplay]

...Never mind.

So a starship, huh. What's that like? Where no man's gone before, and all that?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's the greatest job I've ever had. It's... hard to describe it really, you'd have to be up there.

Have I introduced myself yet?

[outgrew_cosplay]

I don't know, if it's like crappy special effects, I can imagine it pretty well.

Don't think you did, but I'm Jenna.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well Jenna, my name is James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, but you can call me Jim.

[outgrew_cosplay]

How about spaceman?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You're close. Trek, not Wars.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Yeah! That one.

Is this guy for real?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I realize I've been asking you to suspend your disbelief a whole bunch recently, but....yeah, he is.

[outgrew_cosplay]

All right. This place is re-fucking-diculous.