captain_jtkirk: (bitchin leather jacket)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-06-23 08:48 am

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Angelica, I haven't thanked you for what you did for me last week. [Read: SAVE HIM FROM ZOMBIE DEATH] So here you go. Thank you and I'm sorry I didn't say it sooner.

Howie, I didn't know you could do that. [Read: STOLE MOTORCYCLES]

On another note, I may never eat clams again.

[Filtered to his friends - Enterprise crew, Tim, Cissie, Inara, even you Donny and Prentiss, if you've ever had a decent conversation with Kirk, he probably considers you a friend.]

Doing alright?

[Private to Shego]

Let's go for a walk.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-24 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. We've flirted a couple times since then.

SPAM

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-06-24 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Absolutely yes, but I acknowledge that you're gonna be following that up with a 'ha ha well you can't so tough luck'."

Private

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-06-24 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Because that matters. Honestly, Jim, I assume that you've flirted with every female on this ship at least once.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not true. Just the hot ones.

SPAM

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have been my Inmate for too long," Kirk said in a cheerful manner, like a man who's getting what he wants because his opponent isn't stubborn enough to stop him. "One night and if you absolutely hate it, we'll come back."

SPAM

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Look, as long as there isn't any fruit around that's going to leave me covered in zits and obsessively thinking about boys, then I'll be happy to hang around in nature for as long as it takes for you to get bored."

Private

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So tell me who is excluded from that list.

SPAM

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"So we'll bring food with us. Like any normal kind of camping trip, not a port brought to us by the crazed Admiral."

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Libby, Rayne, Claire, those kinds of people. Crazy or too young for me.

SPAM

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Great." She shot him a sideways look. "Not that your life jumps out at me as being one with a whole lot of 'normal camping trips'."

SPAM

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Survival training is exactly like camping. I'm guessing you've never been."

Re: Private

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm proud of you, Kirk. You do have boundaries.

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thoroughly offended that you thought I didn't.

SPAM

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you mean 'oh hey, looks like I'm a hundred miles out of cell range, guess I'm roughing it for the next few days' camping, or 'hey guys, let's put up a tent and make s'mores' camping? Because you would actually be wrong on both counts."

Re: Private

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-06-25 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you so surprised?

[Private]

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2010-06-26 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aristotle?

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. When have you ever seen me with some crazy, ugly, old or practically a kid?

Private

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-06-26 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's keep it that way.

[PRIVATE]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-06-27 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
My dog. I stole it from McCoy who stole it from Sam Winchester.

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