captain_jtkirk: (plotting... a panty raid)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-05-13 06:39 pm

.073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

I have been here for a year now.

That's twelve months. Three hundred and sixty five days and I think about another eight hours. I'm not really sure on that one.

Point is... I need a drink. Or fifty.

Private - he read them. He politely doesn't comment

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Or you wanted me to know.

I have to ask, have you use them on anything or anyone?

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[dottity dot dot.]

The joke was that you were seeing two of me.

Private

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It is a little. Especially knowing I'm needed back home, but have a duty to remain here.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need you to get drunk.

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously not. But I said I would be there.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I am so sorry for you.
acid_rayne: (Actor - Bored)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-05-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be. Just focus on why you came here, not getting shit-faced.

Private - you're a nice boy, Kirk

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
No.

....okay, I dented a punchbag a little bit but I didn't melt it or anything. It doesn't count.

Added later:

The above response is now officially subject to change if Rayne keeps talking about me.
Edited 2010-05-14 03:05 (UTC)

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're not going to talk me out of drinking, are you?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Are you being nice to me?

lol that was my fail, not his

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
You want into the pub or not?

xD

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay.

Yeah.

Private

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
By all means, do what you feel you must. It isn't my place to stop you.

[Video] He's in no shape to be making That's What She Said Jokes ._.

[identity profile] madrassa.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

If there's anything I can do. [She waves her hand leisurely.]

(video) thread!jack

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I trust you will remain sober, Mister Winchester.
acid_rayne: (Speak)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-05-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to avoid you pissing your inmate off. You think it'll do marvels for her self-esteem to see you try to make like Oliver Reed?

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I believe our ideas of humor differ slightly.

[Video] But he is in shape to be horny...

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[You just get a raised eyebrow. And A Look in response to that. The kinda Look that says 'let's have sex'.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't she hate it when you stick up for her?

And for the record, this isn't her fault. This is, I made it a whole year and I only died once. Which has to be a record.

(video)

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Define sober.

Like above .05 alcohol blood level?

(video)

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Do not let tonight be the night I revoke your pub privileges.

Private - no one's ever said that about him before :|

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Just ignore her.

It's not about you, Shego. A lot's happened in the past year and I don't want to think about it.
Edited 2010-05-14 03:08 (UTC)

(video)

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Can I drink? At all?

or is it "Just don't drink until you're falling over, Mr. Winchester."
Edited 2010-05-14 03:12 (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Actor - Bored)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-05-14 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
She can hate it all she wants. Shego getting angry or feeling like nobody cares about her, is a bad prospect for anyone who crosses her path. Girl's got a personality like a stiletto. You're here to help show her how to steer that to the better, not worse.

We're all survivors, Kirk. Try and make it mean something, not piss it away.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think even for a second it was about me. I'm guessing 'it' is the fact that the Barge's cumulative effect is like a giant magnifying glass for whatever relatively deal-with-able issues you showed up with. And when I say 'you' I actually mean 'everyone'.

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