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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-12-17 12:59 pm

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[Private to Spock and Uhura.]

Nero's here.

[Private to the Level Zero Guard Gang, so... Kahlan, Richard, Angelica, Lara and whoever else is doing it. And I suppose Angel can see it too.]

There's a new Inmate in 0 right now. He doesn't have a Warden yet. His name is Nero. He's extremely dangerous and I'd suggest simply not talking to him at all if you can help it.

[Public]

So Christmas.

Who actually likes it?

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy had to take a minute to run a hand over his face.] Have you learned nothing from this place? Lord knows what he did- Adam's blood may work but human bodies- [He grappled with his bag for his scanner.] -aren't supposed to handle that sort of acceleration. Dermal regenerators are one thing, superficial at best- [He muttered.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim sighed dramatically. This is why he didn't want to tell Bones in the first place.] "It's not a big deal. I'm fine. Thought you could appreciate that."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I appreciate that you idiot. [McCoy answered, holding the scanner up.] But I've seen enough, here and back home, to know nothing doesn't have strings attached. [He frowned at his scanner.] Nothing in reality at least.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Scanner agreeing with me again?" [Kirk asked, raising an eyebrow slightly.] "Remember not to blame the machine, Bones, it's not its fault."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy gave him a sharp look before turning his attention back to his scanner, watching it another moment. He closed his eyes, resisted the urge to rub his temples and fall into a string of curses because this wasn't how the world worked, the universe, and he was getting damned sick of everything he knew being turned on it's head.

He placed the scanner back into his bag as he stood.] Yeah Jim, you're right as per usual. [He said dryly.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Then we should celebrate," [Kirk declared, getting up from his seat as well.] "With rum and things." [Insert dirty eyebrow waggle here.]

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy spared him an exasperated look.] I'm not sure you're the one who deserves a drink here. [He muttered, sitting on Jim's bed.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"I know it sounds crazy but I got plenty of rum to share." [Though instead of fetching said rum, Kirk goes to sit on Bones and his very inviting lap.] "I'm not dead or dying. Focus on that."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Where the hell did you get rum? [McCoy's lips pursed to the side, shifting a bit as Kirk sat and placing a hand at where Kirk's wound should have been.] I am- I do. [He pushed Jim's shirt up enough to trace his ribs.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I traded sexual favors for it." [Kirk said, laughing softly. He didn't push Bones's hand away, not yet and leaned in to touch his forehead against the doctor's.] "That's a pretty good idea actually. Gimme something good for it."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Idiot. [McCoy pushed Kirk to the side, flipping him on his back and onto the bed.] You're a constant pain in my side, you know that? [He said, leaning down and nipping quite sharply at Kirk's neck.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk shifted a little bit, drawing one of his legs out from under Bones, so he could hook it around the back of the man's knee.] "I'd rather be a constant pain in your ass." [He teased with a throaty laugh.]

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy growled something into Kirk's neck, pressing harder before trailing up his jaw.] You have to work for it. [He muttered, moving until their noses were brushing.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Work for it?" [Kirk repeated, frowning just a bit. He slid a hand down the other man's back, slipping his fingertips into the back pocket.] "I dunno what that means. Seems like a lot of effort. Don't wanna get my hands dirty, you know."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're such a clean and innocent soul. [McCoy answered, putting his hands on Kirk's waist and pushing his shirt up.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
"There you go, trying to ruin me again." [Even though he was pretty much wriggling his way out of his shirt as he said that and once it was over his head, he latched on to the column of Bones's throat with his teeth.]

"Hey does this count as my naughty physical?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You were doomed since day one. [McCoy said dryly, the effect ruined when his breath hitched at Jim's teeth.]

Is that the only way I'm going to get it? [He pressed his fingers down Kirk's chest, trailing his tongue over his collar and smirking slightly into his skin.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Get what? In my pants or that physical you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm in constant need of?"

[He smirked a little bit and moved up to bite Bones's ear.] "I'm gonna have to say both. You need to make sure that I'm actually healed after all."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy huffed a laugh against Kirk's chest, filled with amusement and enough frustration to give it an edge.] Only one of us is deluded. [He said, trailing down to Kirk's chest, hand pressing against his side, tracing where the wound should have been lightly then more firmly.]

Magic. [He muttered before pressing his lips against Kirk's again ]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk made a noise in the back of his throat, sliding his fingers up the back of McCoy's neck, playing with the doctor's hair as they kissed.]

"You know. I'm a science man through and through." [Jim murmured against Bones's jaw as he set about getting rid of his shirt too.] "But I'm going to have to say that magic is pretty cool if this is what happens."