captain_jtkirk

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[Private to Spock and Uhura.]

Nero's here.

[Private to the Level Zero Guard Gang, so... Kahlan, Richard, Angelica, Lara and whoever else is doing it. And I suppose Angel can see it too.]

There's a new Inmate in 0 right now. He doesn't have a Warden yet. His name is Nero. He's extremely dangerous and I'd suggest simply not talking to him at all if you can help it.

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So Christmas.

Who actually likes it?

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Oh, for - you don't believe that demons are demons, then, do you? Because if you insist on pulling a double standard I'll be completely nonplussed.

Yes, but do you? Humans very often need reminders.

I don't believe demons are actually Satan's creatures, no.

If I could drink, I'd toast to it right now.

Well, as long as you're even-handed in your disbelief, I can't complain.

Why can't you drink?

I'd buy that angels and demons are either ancient races that died out or aren't from Earth but their religious affiliations have no meaning.

I got speared. I'm still on the pills for another three days.

Oh, my word. Well, perhaps we can solve both of our conundrums. Would you mind if I healed you? Ordinarily I'd go about it discreetly, since you sound like a deserving sort, but aboard here I find it more polite to ask.

... healed me how?

Bit of a look and a gesture, you know. Nothing flashy. That's rather gone out of fashion these days.

This isn't like blessing me with the power of Jesus, is it?

Do you think I'm going to bless you with the power of Jesus, Captain?

I don't know anything about you. It's possible.

That was sarcasm meant to indicate that it's the last thing on my mind, if you missed that.

You're entirely too suspicious.

That still doesn't change the fact that I don't know anything about you.

Well, come on over later and do your angel voodoo on me.

...Yes, alright.

I'm in room 12 on level 3 by the way

[Aziraphale made his way down the two floors, telling himself firmly that it was not in his purview to judge, and anyway Captain Kirk was justified in his suspicion of others, especially given they were on a prison ship.

He told himself that quite firmly. Then he knocked on the door.]

[This was one of the few times that Jim was glad that Bones was a doctor and had other things to be doing because he would absolutely had angel healing voodoo. Which was why he had no intention of telling Bones and flushing the rest of his pills, if it worked. If it failed, then he really had nothing to lose, now did he?

Wincing slightly, Kirk got up to answer the door, beckoning the angel inside.]

"Where do you want me?"

[Instantly any bitterness was overridden by concern.]

Oh my, really, you poor dear. I shouldn't make you wait an instant. Right there is fine.

[Aziraphale frowns and kind of waves his hand through the air, and all of a sudden Kirk is fine. Better than fine, in fact. Probably the best he's ever felt before (and also smelling faintly of jasmine).]

"What, it's not that bad--"

[At least, he's had worse. And now it doesn't matter at all because it doesn't hurt even a little. He looks down just to check it and yep, no sign of any damage.

He's ignoring that jasmine thing for thing now.]

"... um, thanks I guess. That was really easy."

[He smiles as beatifically as is possible for a slightly overweight British man wearing a rather frumpy jumper.]

Not at all. You really should try to be more trusting.

"Fine, trusting isn't all bad. But you can save that speech about how faith heals all for another time."

[Dryly,] I'll be sure to get to it right after harp practice.

[Kirk smirks just a bit. So begrudgingly, he sort of likes this angel.] "Aren't you supposed to have wings and a flowy dress too?"

The wings are rather counter-productive to being undercover, as it were, but I do have them. I haven't worn the robes in simply ages.

"You're on a magic ship that moves through interdimensional space. Do you really need to be undercover?"

When one has been undercover for some millennia, dear boy, the term force of habit takes on a new meaning. ...They tend to itch, besides.

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Sure! It would be after his pool game with Lara

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[Spam] it's going to be fun when Bones finds out. lol

[Spam] yeah he's probably going to get a spanking

[Spam] Az can talk to him and generally aggravate him further.

[Spam] - if the angel gets hypo'd, it's his own fault

[Spam] LOL he distrusts technology. this conversation will go wonderfully.

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