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.045 - Kirk is a five year old

[McCoy and Uhura will find the following note taped to their respective doors sometime after lunch. Don't ask where Kirk got real paper. Or tape. He's a crafty guy.]

Meet on the deck at 1900 hours.

Dress warmly.

Bring some friends. And your Inmates. And their friends.

Don't even think about backing out. We will hunt you down and you will cry.

[Mass Private to: Spock, Prefect, T'Pol, Lara, Shego, Kahlan, Annie. You can see each other's replies.]

Snowball fight tonight on the deck at 7. Wear something warm and bring all your friends. We're going after Doctor McCoy and Lieutenant Uhura and whoever else is unlucky enough to be on their side.

There's only two rules:

1) You're with us or against us and don't think I won't hunt you down and pelt you with snow even if you aren't up there. That means you too, Lara.

2) This is probably redundant but we're not out to actually hurt anyone so keep it civil.

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Damnit Jim I'm a doctor for Christ's sake, I have better things to do then run around the snow with you people like a bunch of five year olds!

-McCoy

Edited 2009-12-06 22:18 (UTC)

I can't understand a word of that note because your handwriting is so shitty but I assume that you bitched and complained and I'll see you up there at 1900 anyway.

-CJTK

You're joking.

I'm really not.

It'll be fun, T'Pol.

It will be cold.

Wear gloves.

Very well.

There we go.

Bring Reed too.

I will inform him.

This sounds like fun. I'll bring Richard.

That's the spirit!

I haven't formally met Richard yet. This will be doubly good. I can make sure he's good enough for you.

Thank you for the protective sentiment, Jim, but I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

We'll see tonight, alright?

Or I might steal him away from you if he's as great as you say.

Nice plan, hampered by: I can't walk.

We can set you up in a chair?

Pass. Bring any snow anywhere near my room and I'll kill you.

Fine. But only because you're injured.

Though the ice might be nice.

Edited 2009-12-06 22:34 (UTC)

You are such a child.

Spoken like a true loser.

I'm working right now, Comrade.

Take a break.

I don't need a break, I've been taking all kinds of breaks lately.

You're taking this one.

C'mon, for me?

What? Why would I do it for you? I've done plenty of other things for you!

But this one will be fun and Sam will be there, I think and you can keep inventory of how many times I hit Bones with a snowball.

Edited 2009-12-07 00:07 (UTC)

Comrade, something doesn't become work just because there's something for me to inventory.

I need you to keep score though. So I can rub it in Bones's face.

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.045 - Kirk is a five year old

have this on a sticky note between shifts. and in doctor's terrible scrawl

this is on an envelope on your pillow

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Have a pretty little note slipped under the door

Have a note right back.

Filter - Prefect wants neither to join in, nor to be pelted with snow. BULLY HIM INTO IT KTHX

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