.044 - sober times call for sober measures

[captain_jtkirk]

[Private to Spock.]

Seriously, what are you doing here?

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[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

I am here as a Warden, just as you are, Captain. My reasons for doing so are my own.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I like how you're the first person to assume I'm a Warden without me having to defend myself.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

You have your faults. Many, in fact, but you do not contain the necessary qualities to be considered an Inmate.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You like me a little or something, Mister Spock?

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

I am simply stating a fact, Captain.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You still haven't stated why you aren't on Enterprise. Four of her senior officers are absnet now. I think you owe me an explanation.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

The Admiral and I have an agreement.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do you remember when we also agreed that you'd stay on Enterprise and be her captain, lead the crew, be a pillar of moral support?

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

I am well aware of our agreement, but the Admiral's offer was something I could not turn down. Rest assured, your ship is in capable hands.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's the fact that you disobeyed my orders and won't tell me why.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

Tell me, Captain, if you had the chance to bring your father back, would you do it?

It is my desire that, should I succeed as a Warden here, I will save my mother.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Way to make him feel like a tool.]

See, was that so hard?

And for the record, my answer is no.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

I would appreciate it if you keep this information between us, Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My lips are sealed.

...

Even from Uhura?

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

I will tell her if she asks.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, you tell her if she asks but I have to pull rank on you to get anything.

Do I have to sleep with you to get that privilege?

watch him dodge that shit

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

Forgive me, but I fail to see the relevance of the question.

he'll get you someday, Spock

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Good answer. Can't have people seducing you for trade secrets.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

Something you would know more about than I do, I suspect.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There you go, making jokes again.

I'm going to have to write about this in my diary.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

It is not uncommon between friends. Even among Vulcans.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Human friends tend to get together and celebrate after not seeing each other for a long time, and since you are half human...

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

What are you suggesting?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think it'd be delightful if you and me teamed up against Uhura and Bones and pelted them with snowballs until they cried for mercy.

I'm guessing Spock hasn't seen snow

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

Do humans enjoy doing this?

.... what kind of deprived childhood did you have?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Very much so.