"Believe it, Bones. I was a real badass as a kid."

[That part really hasn't changed but he's moved on to things like space jumps instead of cliff diving cars.]

"Well... my offer to shoot him still stands. Or you could set up some kind of reward system? But it has to be something that he really wants and it has to seem like it was his idea. Don't give him back the real face but if he wants a normal mask, then why not?"