"Wouldn't a locked door convince him even more of our illustrious affair?"

[Kirk has never met McCoy's Inmate but he's pretty sure that he likes the man. For all of the needless sexual comments that he makes. And you know, two tomcats have to stick together.]

"I mean, that's really all the proof that I'd need. And you sir, are clearly getting screwed in this bargain and not at all in the good way."