"If I do, I sure as hell am not going to tell anybody."

[Jim munches on his cookie, wishing desperately that it was burrito instead but he's pretty sure that he can't convince Bones to go to the kitchen for him right now and he's equally sure that he won't make it on his own either.]

"Just wanted everyone to have a vacation, Bones. After some of the crap that's happened around here, I don't see why that's such a big deal."