lazy spam for merlin

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk disliked hospitals and sickbays and infirmaries and anywhere where medical procedures were done, even when he had to be there because he was dying or close to dying or just needed stitches. When it was pretty much dead in there, and he was more or less forced to be around just in case, and maybe there wasn't much medical help he could do but there was a lot of stocking and counting that his genius level intellect could handle.

For about a half hour and then he got really bored of it. And there was just something about Merlin that said bother me all you want.]

"Merlin, do you know what chess is?"