.054 - elite warden club aawwyeah

[captain_jtkirk]

That's two Inmates graduated under my belt now.

Everyone be sure to congratulate Shego.

Comments

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nah, they don't count. I've never loved any of them except you two.

And it hasn't been nine hundred but I'm flattered you think I'm that good.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's really more an insult to their poor taste than your...anything.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Glad to see that graduating hasn't made you soft.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Nothing short of a lobotomy is gonna make me soft, Kirk. I'm pretty much comfortable with being an antihero so long as I can keep leaning on the anti.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

When you have a difficult Inmate, I get to be smug at you.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sure. When I get them to graduate in less than 26 months, I get to be smug right back.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm focusing more on the fact that it actually happened than the timeline.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. You can't blame a girl for wanting to be out of here before she's chronologically 30.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You are so old.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Shut up. When I get out of here my license is still gonna say I'm 26, that's all I care about.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I hear old age isn't all that bad, Grinch.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Says the guy who got into a fight with his older self like ten minutes after he showed up here.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Technically, that wasn't me. And he was a serious douche.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

Yeah, I can't really disagree with that.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Upside, there's a fifty percent chance I won't live that long to turn out that way. [Too soon to joke about my impending death :c]

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Don't.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Too soon :c]

Bones will follow through on his deal.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You've been on the same Barge as I have for the last couple years, right? He might not be around long enough. Whereas you've earned two IOUs from the Admiral. You couldn't use one for insurance?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I had deals for both.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

For stuff more important than your own life?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure he considers us even. And I need to see to my crew before I take a third deal.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sure, there's nothing suicidally counterintuitive about going to hang out someplace that you know will kill you.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have a few months between when I left and when Bones did.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I don't find that at all reassuring and I doubt you do either.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You will when you come visit and I'm fine.