[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
That would be really smart.
cisskabob: (Watching you)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I have my moments. Do I want to know how you got yourself lost?
cisskabob: (That's right.  I'm awesome.)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhh. A pretty French girl. How lost is lost?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's an alley, I'm buzzed and smell a little like a whore. Only moderately lost.
cisskabob: (Exasperated!Cissie)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Maybe you should start by leaving the alley, Captain.

[And yes. She said "Captain" the way someone might say genius and mean moron.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[You guys are so rude :c]

It's Paris. All the streets are alleys.
cisskabob: (Epic eyeroll)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're an alley.

[...Let's blame that lame comeback on champagne, shall we?]
cisskabob: (Excuse me?)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
...No.



Not yet.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so mad I'm missing this.
cisskabob: (Cissie says 'uh no')

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
You just want to make fun of me, but I'm not the one who got lost.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
No I want to drink with you and take pictures.
cisskabob: (Frowning Cissie)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
...Why do you want to take pictures, this is Paris not Mardi Gras. Louisiana. New Orleans, I mean.

But it would be better if you were here instead of an alley.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ew, I would not take pictures of you like that.

Where are you then?
cisskabob: (all dressed up & nowhere to go)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, because of the thing we won't talk about. [HELLO MIRRORVERSE. MOVING ON.] But I think I'd pass out before I got drunk enough for that anyway.

...Um. ...In Paris. Wait! [Yeah. She totally has to check. And then LALALA INSERT NAME OF SOME CLASSY PARIS JOINT HERE.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Lol deal. And now he's worried about you.]

I honestly have no idea where that is.
cisskabob: (City Lights [AB])

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-23 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you don't know where you are. [BUT HAVE SOME HANDWAVY LANDMARKS.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not super drunk. [NOT VERY HELPFUL IN THE DARK. He'll totally try but just fail/get distracted by something else.]
cisskabob: (As if)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-10-24 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I am not super drunk. And I'm not stupid enough to get super drunk in a strange city by myself. I might be slightly buzzed, but I think I'm allowed. Paris is the city of loooooove, right? And my loooooove life sucks.