captain_jtkirk | .021 - I am a prince of flowers?

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.021 - I am a prince of flowers?

Do you like music? Poetry? What kind? Sing me a song, people of this place. Show me something of your culture.

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[He wasn't quite content to sit in that odd room and wait for responses. So taking the device with him, the god inhabiting Kirk's body is roaming around the halls. Mostly just taking in the sights but he's got this long, sharp stick with him, idly passing it between his hands. The stick is used to stab people in the heart and make them fall in love with someone else. And he isn't shy about using it.]

[ooc; So this is Xochipilli. He likes flowers and artsy stuff and drugs. He also can stab you and make you fall in love with people, no joke. So someone needs to get their love on. And oh yeah, he patrons the gays as well. Whatsherface in Shego is his twin.]

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[~~Whatsherface~~ Xochiquetzal is also out and about - still being trailed by butterflies and a couple of birds, natch. By this time she's done some customization work with Shego's clothes to make them more wearable, and she's found some flowers to thread through her hair. Don't ask where the flowers came from.]

Brother!

[Trip's still wandering around the hallways because... he's stupid. And curious about what the hell's going on. It's a while before he wanders into Jim. The stick gets a curious, sort of concerned look from the engineer, who's already wondering what the hell's happened to the other Starfleet officer.]

Whatcha got there, Jim?

[When you say more wearable, do you mean sluttier?]

"Sister!" [He looks pretty pleased that she's there. Twin thing and all. He switches the stick to one hand and slings an easy arm around her shoulders.]

"What do you think of this place? It reminds me of home but not."

[It's Captain Kirk to you, Mister :| Or actually, Xochipilli right now. So you just a weird look regardless of it all.]

Who is Jim?

[Not beyond Shego's normal tendencies, just friendlier to someone who doesn't know how zippers work. :c She wraps an arm around his waist.]

I believe these surroundings have formed in our honor. I spoke with a boy who called them 'new'.

[Nope, sorry kiddo, you're Jim. Except not right now, apparently.]

Sorry. Guess I mistook you for someone else.

[Screw zippers. Xochopilli just find tight clothes, idk why really.]

"Oh? I wonder who had the foresight for that."

[He outranks you, you know :|]

"Do you know... this?" [He gestures at himself, meaning the vessel he commandeered.]

[Like that's ever stopped him before. 8|]

Sorta. I'm kinda one of the newer people on board.

Who'm I speakin' with, if you don't mind me askin'?

...Kirk? [Oh this is no good.]

[Oh sweet Surak she is not even responding to that, just heading to his cabin to look for him.]

"I am Xochipilli. I am the patron of the music. Among other things." [He twirls the stick ominously.]

No.

What is Kirk?

[LOOKING FOR HIM YOU SAY. Well he's down the hall from his room. Just... looking.]

[LOOKING FOR HIM I SAY. And she's just going to pick up the pace once she spots him.] Captain Kirk?

[He stops and turns to face her when he hears her.]

Just borrowing him for a while.

Like... pointy sticks?

[Sorry Xochipilli, Trip sucks at being culturally sensitive.]

[Oh. Well. Crap. She slows down again, taking in his appearance.] And who are you?

[He sees this! You look ready to be stabbed, my child. Sorry.]

"You could say that."

[Like his tight tight pants? They are very homoerotic.]

"I am called Xochipilli."

[They must also be killing his balls.]

And how long do you intend to borrow Captain Kirk's body?

[Why doesn't he like that look in your eye, Xochipilli!Jim. Time to make his escape.]

Well, enjoy your stay on the Barge.

[You don't need balls as a god.]

"As long as I have need for it."

[Xochipilli moves suddenly. It does hurt to be stabbed in the heart with that stick but you don't start bleeding or anything. And soon you forget the pain because oh, the love.]

"I am enjoying it here. Thank you."

[If Kirk doesn't whine about his balls when he comes back, I will be so disappointed.]

How long might that be?

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