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[captain_jtkirk]

[Private to Spock and Uhura.]

Nero's here.

[Private to the Level Zero Guard Gang, so... Kahlan, Richard, Angelica, Lara and whoever else is doing it. And I suppose Angel can see it too.]

There's a new Inmate in 0 right now. He doesn't have a Warden yet. His name is Nero. He's extremely dangerous and I'd suggest simply not talking to him at all if you can help it.

[Public]

So Christmas.

Who actually likes it?

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I only like the spiked eggnog.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

We'll be having some of that. I asked Rube about it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My kind of woman.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

If Santa delivered a space cadet unto me to fulfill my Christmas wishlist item of "getting some action", his sense of humor is impeccable.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Does space captain still tickle any feathers?

[Voice] - She's totally joking.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Not as much as retaining my self-respect does, cowboy.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You learn to ignore the need for dignity.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

There's no need for any of the stuff the human condition forces us to cope with. It's a want.

...but, you know, a want that's easy to ignore.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You wanna discuss this further over drinks?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

How about you just deliver my Christmas present to me, no wrapping necessary. Don't even want a bow.

you wanna assume the sexy times?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What if I already have a bow and a rather interesting place for it?

Yeah! A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Floor fourteen, room seven.

This is a stress relieving exercise, so don't get all pillow-talk-and-emotions on me.

WELL YEAH. Kirk is kind of really experienced c:

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Roger. Some good old fashioned fucking.

I'll be there in like an hour.